In immediately’s episode of The MAGA Whites Want Black Associates Soooo Dangerous, a pathetically mediocre MAGA posed as a Black lady on X in a put up selling Donald Trump whereas tearing down the Vice chairman and presumptive Democratic nominee for President, Kamala Harris.
Meet Joey Mannarino—a minimum of we expect that’s what he goes by on X when he’s not doing a racist impression of generic Black folks whereas posing as a Black Trump voter with a photograph of some random Black lady.
“I’m a TRUE Black American and I’ve been Black all my life. I used to be born Black and I’ll die Black. My mommy Black. My daddy Black,” Mannarino tweeted. “I’ll NEVER forged a poll for that Kamala Harris lady so long as I stay! Trump all the best way, all day every single day!”
To start with, I can’t be the one one who thought he was about to cite The Spook Who Sat by the Door with all of that “I used to be born Black and I’ll die Black” white nonsense. Secondly, you’ll be able to nearly all the time determine white folks posing as Black folks on social media by their overuse of stereotypical, sambo-esque diction. The second Mayonarino—sorry, Mannarino—typed, “My mommy Black. My daddy Black,” he had overplayed his caucasified hand and outed himself as a white one who clearly doesn’t know many precise Black folks in actual life.
Anyway, after the George Santos of random white trolls was caught white-handed posing as a Black lady, he provided an absurd whitesplanation for a way the mix-up occurred in addition to a complicated declare that Black girls who’re truly Black girls are additionally not Black girls.
“A tweet posted earlier from my account was the results of my account being logged in on a good friend’s system,” Mannarino wrote. “Clearly, I’m not a Black lady. Not like the Democrat nominee for President, I don’t spend my time pretending to be a Black lady to garner votes below false pretense. The lesson right here is all the time log your self out when borrowing or utilizing good friend’s units, as a result of even months later you’ll keep logged in should you haven’t modified passwords. On to the subsequent scandal.”
He additionally tweeted, “I’m not a Black lady. Neither is Kamala Harris. And neither is Michelle Obama.”
Hmmm. Attention-grabbing.
MAGAnarino—sorry, I imply…properly, y’all know what his identify is—says he doesn’t “spend my time pretending to be a Black lady to garner votes below false pretense,” however he does apparently spend his time pretending to be a Black lady to garner faux “Black good friend” credentials Trump “below false pretense” earlier than justifying it with a lame rationalization that is senseless. (Like, bro, you suppose you’re the primary racist to say an imaginary “good friend” posted out of your account, marking you as a shameless race-faking racist? Why would you even proceed to name that particular person your “good friend” in the event that they did you want that? Simply say you have been hacked, bro. I imply, nobody would have believed that both, however you might need regarded much less silly whereas transparently attempting to be slick.)
And what’s with Mannarino’s bizarre declare that Harris and Obama aren’t Black girls? Certain, Harris can be of Southeast Asian ethnicity, however I’m fairly positive Obama is 100% Black, based mostly on the truth that she’s 100% Black and based mostly on how obsessed offended white conservatives nonetheless are together with her a full eight years after her husband was within the White Home.
Mannarino, after all, isn’t the one white particular person to faux Black help for Trump. Earlier this 12 months, a GOP pollster went viral after posting AI photos that purported to indicate Black canvassers in MAGA hats participating with potential Black voters. That pollster was additionally not the one white Trump supporter who posted faux photos of Black Trump supporters to be able to make it appear to be their MAGA messiah will get common cookout invitations.
If it have been true that Black Trump help was rising on the charge Trump, the GOP, and the remainder of the MAGA mob maintain claiming it’s, they wouldn’t have to faux the funk like this. It’s simply actually pathetic, determined, and white—so very white.
